AMQ Vision

Recently on the newsgroup alt.music.queen there has been a thread based on the song "One Vision" and people have been submitting stanza's to create our own version"AMQ Vision" Here is what we have so far:

One thump, one trip, two hits, my forehead....................Dave Meddows-Forsey
One dump, one turd, two tits, John Deacon.....................ProphetM/Queen
One shrimp, one prawn, one clam, one chicken..................ProphetM/Queen
One grunt, one screech, one yell, John singing................Jackie.
One shrimp, one frog, one clam, one chicken......................Grandville/Queen

If you have any suggestions please email me.