I lie awake in the dead of night
I gave myself a horrible fright
I had a problem medical
And find myself in hospital
I give them blood, I pee in jars
They run more tests on the hour
Up at dawn, down at dusk
For us night owls this lifestyle sucks
I'm hooked up to all these machines
Sensors stuck everywhere it seems
I make 'em beep, I make 'em ping
They're measuring almost everything
They want me to sleep with all this noise
I tell you I'm not here by choice
Tube down my nose, drip in a vein
And drug me up to stop the pain
Goodness knows what this will cost
Let me out before my brain goes bust!
All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical goo goo
Medical ga ga
All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical blah blah
So David, what's new?
Run more tests on you
Look in my eyes and down my throat
"Wiggle your fingers" "Touch your nose"
"So tell me, David, how do you feel?"
You've got to be kidding- are you for real?
You give to me stuff to put me to sleep
Then wake me up to tickle my feet
Tell me to try and get more rest
Then drag me out for another test
You think I'm here for a holiday?
It's not my first choice of a place to stay
The tv's broken, the room is cold
The food is awful, the nurses old
I'm bored, I'm tired, I feel okay
First chance I've got, I'm on my way!
But all I hear is medical ga ga
Medical goo goo
Medical ga ga
All I hear is medical ga ga
Medical blah blah
So David, what's new?
Run more tests on you
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(The Dave Symbol)- All Dave, All Night.
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David McAuliffe
davidmac@acronym.com.au ICQ #8701967
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